“Sound Bite Me” Videos
Just Like New York
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis scolds media and takes a victory lap. July 20, 2020 (1:39)
Upward Nobility
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell explains why making election day a national holiday would be an unfair advantage to Democrats. March 7, 2019 (1:13)
Upward Nobility
The president's daughter does her best to get inside the heads of the lower classes. March 4, 2019 (1:02)
Why Would a President of the United States do that?
Former FBI Director Andrew McCabe eplains why he found it necesary to investigate the President. February 24, 2019 (0:45)
And Then
President Trump declares a national emergency and prepares the nation for what is yet to come. February 17, 2019 (0:54)
His Dirty Deeds
Michael Cohen expresses remorse. December 22, 2018 (0:53)
What We Want to Believe
Jared Kushner discusses the disappearance of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Oct 25, 2018 (0:57)
It Doesn't Matter
President Donald Trump is asked if Christine Blasey Ford was telling the truth. Oct 17, 2018 (0:24)
A National Disgrace II
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh lets it all hang out. Oct 12, 2018 (1:33)
The Only Thing I Remember
The president shares his insights regarding the testimony of Christine Blasey Ford. Oct 4, 2018 (0:52)
Fair Process
In a Fox News interview, embattled Supreme Court Justice nominee, Brett Kavanaugh makes a passionate plea for justice. September 25, 2018 (2:48)
Keep the Faith
The Senate Majority Leader rallies his troops. September 24, 2018 (0:44)
A National Disgrace
A Supreme Court nominee responds forcefully to sexual harassment charges. September 23, 2018 (1:41)
Anna Namus
The president fights back, as best he can, against charges that he is unfit to serve. September 9, 2018 (0:24)
Tired Dogma
A look back at perhaps Senator John McCain's finest moment. September 8, 2018 (0:45)
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What I Feared the Most
Former aide to President Trump, Omarosa Newman, shares an extraordinary insight. August 17, 2018 (0:31)
These Things are Awfully Similar
Donald Trump Jr. is horrified by the Democratic Party's new platform. August 13, 2018 (0:36)
A Special This Is N. Sannity Starring Rudy Giuliani
The president's lawyer demonstrates that he is quite the expert on lying. August 9, 2018 (1:30)
Forty Years of Bitter Fruit
Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, demonstrates his extraordinary way with words as he returns to his fourth-grade class. July 26, 2018 (1:17)
A Dignified Life
Primary winner, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has caught the attention of the Democratic Party leadership. July 15, 2018 (0:54)
I Don't Have an Organ
Donald J. Trump headlines at Club Narcissist. July 8, 2018 (1:12)
It's Hard to Believe
At a rally in Montana, Donald Trump Jr. shares his vision of a soon-to-be America. July 7, 2018 (0:52)
Better Shoot Straight
Congresswoman Maxine Waters has advice for those who might wish to silence her. July 6, 2018 (0:30)
Maybe I Should
Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, has a thought. July 5, 2018 (0:23)
And That's What We Do
President Trump riffs on the near end of Obamacare. July 1, 2018 (0:37)
Celebrate in Tehran
National Security Advisor, John Bolton, has a plan. June 30, 2018 (0:42)
A Proud Legacy
United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley lectures the rest of the world on why the United States had no choice but to withdraw from the Human Rights Council. June 20, 2018 (0:50)
Sessions' Choice
Attorney General Jeff Sessions offers a biblical explanation for the separating of children from their parents. June 15, 2018 (1:07)
Party
Jane Sanders reveals that there is a Plan B. June 12, 2018 (0:09)
Begged for it
Rudy Giuliani delights in the telling of how badly Kim Jung-un wanted to have a summit with the United States. June 8, 2018 (0:32)
Classy Women
Rudy Giuliani, lawyer for the president, explains why there is no reason to believe the words of Stormy Daniels. June 7, 2018 (0:44)
Fake Patriotism
Golden State basketball coach Steve Kerr weighs in on the new NFL policy requiring players to stand for the national anthem before games. May 25, 2018 (1:59)
Armed to the Teeth
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo explains why President Trump decided to bow out to the Iran Nuclear Deal and exactly what Iran must do now. May 22, 2018 (1:19)
A Hell of a Lot Worse
President Donald Trump is proud of having dleivered on so many of his campaign promises. May 17, 2018 (0:26)
More Restraint
United Nation Ambassador Nikki Haley has some strong words to say about the plight of a suppressed people. May 15, 2018 (0:44)
Zero Tolerance
When it comes to protecting the homeland, there can be no mistaking the Attorney General's commitment. May 14, 2018 (1:21)
Be Best
First Lady Melania Trump explains how she intends to help make the world a better place. May 9, 2018 (1:04)
My God, this is Cheap
Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani explains why the $130,000 hush payment made to Stormy Daniels is not what it seems. May 6, 2018 (1:11)
Stratospheric Aerosol Injection
CIA Director, John Brennan, discusses a plan that would help mitigate global warming. June 29, 2016 (1:55)
Not Going to let that Happen
The head of the Environmental Protection Agency responds to the many allegations of ethics violations. April 26, 2018 (1:00)
Spending Issues
Treasury Secretary, Steve Mnuchin, explains why the deficit is growing so quickly after the implemenation of tax reform, and he also explains what must be done to correct it. April 22, 2018 (0:41)
Instead of Going and Protesting
Former Senator Rick Santorum has very little patience for those who don't truly understand the problem. April 9, 2018 (0:32)
I'm Really Sorry
Mark Zuckerberg is really sorry. April 6, 2018 (0:31)
Defeats the Very Purpose
EPA head, Scott Pruitt, has a few things to say to America's automobile manufacturers. April 3, 2018 (0:52)
Unquestionably the Right Decision
Newly appointed National Security Advisor, John Bolton, does not believe in a timid foreign policy. March 31, 2018 (0:44)
Too Many Palestinians
Senator Chuck Schumer knows who's to blame for all the problems in the Middle East. March 26, 2018 (0:51)
And So Are We
President George W. Bush delivers dire words of warning to the American people. March 24, 2018 (0:23)
A Lot of Funny Moments
Treasury Secretary, Steve Mnuchin enjoys some good old-fashioned name callin'. March 18, 2018 (0:41)
You Guys Love it
NRA Spokesperson, Dana Loesch, calls out the real villians of the latest massacre. February 22, 2018 (0:16)
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Wear it as a Badge of Honor
Steve Bannon rallies his French troops. March 10, 2018 (0:11)
We Can't Do THAT
Bernie Sanders has a few things to say about the current priorities of the U.S. Senate. March 7, 2018 (1:39)
Everybody Wants To Be There
President Trump explains why the unprecedented rate of turnover at the White House is a good thing. March 6, 2018 (0:39)
One of the Stupidest, Dumb Ass People I've Ever Met
Orrin Hatch exhibits the all class and grace Americans have come to expect from the Republican Senator. March 4, 2018 (0:40)
Without Apology
Vice President Mike Pence demonstrates that is a man of extraordinary conviction. February 27, 2018 (0:42)
Manipulated Victims
The NRA's Wayne LaPierre delivers an extraordinary address at CPAC. February 22, 2018 (2:01)
I Don't Mean to be Glib, but
Donald Trump Jr. reports from India. February 21, 2018 (0:37)
Why That's Happening
Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, responds to the lastest mass killing carried out by a person who legally owned an AR-15. February 18, 2018 (0:15)
It's Disgusting
Golden State Warriors head coach, Steve Kerr, responds to the latest American mass killings. February 17, 2018 (1:43)
Anglo-American Heritage
Attorney General Jeff Sessions knows what he likes in a sheriff. February 12, 2018 (0:21)
This is What Happens
Senator Elizabeth Warren is not a friend of big oil. February 3, 2018 (1:09)
One Bad Storm Away
Senator Elizabeth Warren sounds the alarm. February 3, 2018 (1:04)
Sound Bite Me Classic: The British did it Thirty Years Ago
President John F. Kennedy bemoans the state of American health care. May 20, 1962 (0:44)
Too Many Empty Beds
Arkansas Senator, Tom Cotton is riled up. January 30, 2018 (0:45)
Pardon Me
Arkansas Senator, Tom Cotton explains why it would be great for America to double the number of inmates in its prisons. January 27, 2018 (1:09)
These are Terrible People
President Trump responds to allegations of sexual inpropriety. January 23, 2018 (1:03)
The Realm of the Possible
General Kelly explains why candidate Trump being uninformed is par for the course. January 21, 2018 (0:49)
It Has to Change
President Trump has some very strong feelings about babies being born in the ninth month. January 19,2018 (0:15)
Call It a Chocolate Sundae
House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi speaks candidly about the prospect of a government shutdown and a Republican proposal to prevent it. January 17, 2018 (0:46)
Sound Bite Me Classic- MLK Jr.
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and so too do most of the American people. August 28, 1963 (1:39)
That's Why We Are Here
Paul Ryan brings down the house at the Koch Bros. Comedy Club. January 14, 2018 (1:53)
Devilish Things
New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo is not happy, and that is perfectly okay with President Donald Trump and the Republicans. January 13, 2018 (0:54)
A Political Genius
White House Senior Policy Advisor, Stephen Miller, responds to Michael Wolff's new book, Fire and Fury. January 7, 2018 (0:36)
Good People Don't
Attorney General, Jeff Sessions warns Americans of a grave danger. April 5, 2016 (0:55)
Happy New Year
White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, headlines at the Koch Bros. Comedy Club. January 2, 2018 (0:47)
Sound Bite Me Classic- The Earth's Cloud Layer
Vice-President,Lyndon Baines Johnson announces the launching of an ambitious military project. May 27, 1962 (0:35)
We're Gonna Kick 'em
Nikki Haley wins the Sound Bite Me of the Month Award with this little gem. December 28, 2017 (1:10)
I Will Tell You
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, means business. December 27, 2017 (0:25)
Our Good Will
Nikki Haley reminds the world that the United States will not be disrespected. December 24, 2017 (1:12)
Thank You, Mr. President
Vice President Mike Pence is humbled. December 22, 2017 (1:07)
We Don't Care
For the president, the most important thing is loyalty, and fellow members of the United Nations best not forget it. December 21, 2017 (0:33)
Not Going to Destroy the Internet Overnight
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai puts an end to profit-killing net neutrality. December 19, 2017 (0:53)
More Important than Country
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly's recent tutorial about Robert E. Lee and the Civil War has already become a Sound Bite Me Classic. December 13, 2017 (0:41)
The Time Has Come
The UN Ambassador disagrees with the president on a key domestic issue. December 12, 2017 (0:52)
God Bless the United Shates
President Trump calls for peace. (Cheap shot acknowledged) December 11, 2017 (0:44)
Deeply Committed
United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley performs stand-up at Comedy Club Likud. December 10, 2017 (1:25)
Because of Our Track Record
Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard goes where few politicans dare: Crisis with North Korea Explained. December 9, 2017 (1:13)
Won't Help Themselves
Chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, Orrin Hatch, knows where money is well spent- and where it's not. December 5, 2017 (0:55)
Actually Care About Somebody
Nina Turner has a few things to say about the passage of the Republican tax bill. December 4, 2017 (0:53)
Not Good for Me!
President Donald J. Trump headlines at The Koch Bros. Comedy Club. December 2, 2017 (1:45)
We're Not Talking About It
President reveals what's next on his agenda. November 30, 2017 (0:45)
What an Act of Arrogance!
Senate Leader Spoke just moments after having been struck by lightning. November 29, 2017 (1:03)
Republican Promises
I Think it's Good for Women
I Come from the Poor People
Senator Orrin Hatch sets the record straight. November 22, 2017 (0:36)
Forty Years Ago it didn't Happen
President Trump Endorses Roy Moore. November 22, 2017 (0:53)
Deep Divides Within
Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard takes a look back, and a look ahead. November 21, 2017 (0:35)
A Very Clear Distinction
If the Allegations are True
It's A Funny Thing About These Guys
The Paradise Papers, as explained by Senator Bernie Sanders, November 16, 2017 (1:46)
That’s the Right Thing to Do
I Remember Her as a Good Girl
Ray Moore attempts to set the record straight. November 13, 2017 (0:58)
The Process Was Rigged
Senator Elizabeth Warren takes a look back and a look ahead. November 11, 2017 (0:38)
This Is How It’s Gonna Be
The Entire Establishment
Looking behind. Looking ahead. November 9, 2017 (0:51)
Koch Brothers Comedy Club
Paul Ryan riffs on helping the middle class. November 7, 2017 (1:44)
We Gonna Have Some Truth Talk Here
How We’ve Paid the Price
N. SANNITY Weekly News Report
Ted Talks Sex
Texas Senator Cruz likes it both ways. October 25, 2017 (0:10)
Ryan Roasts Trump
For about two minutes, the speaker gets real. October 23, 2017 (2:18)
Something Highly Inappropriate
There Were Some Issues
And by the Way
Until the First Bomb Drops
The Right Way Grunge
With Stephen Bannon. October 16, 2017 (1:01)
I’m Very Lucky
A while back, Harvey Weinstein reflected on his mind-blowing career. October 12, 2017 (0:44)
Very Proud
President Trump takes a victory lap in Puerto Rico. October 11, 2017 (0:32)
This Does Not Mean They Are Bad People
The attorney general makes a big announcement. October 10, 2017 (1:32)
Big Water
Let Me Tell You What I’ve Learned About This President
Rex Tillerson clears the air. October 7, 2017 (0:52)
Here’s the Bottom Line
Tax reform the Republican way. October 6, 2017 (1:21)
It’s Pretty Black and White
In That Order
The vice president explains why he is anti-gay and anti-women's rights. September 1, 2017 (0:22)
The Other Group Didn’t Have a Permit
President Trump clarifies his previous statements on Charlottesville. August 21, 2017 (0:38)
You Can Take the Hand Away
Did President Obama Ever Come to a Jamboree?
The President's 38-minute speech condensed to a five-minute classic. August 17, 2017 (4:53)
On Many Sides
The President Is 100% Correct
Will Not Be Questioned
What Are Their Ideas?
The President’s Statement on the Resignation of Sean Spicer
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reads as best she can. July 27, 2107 (1:06)
Same Old, Same Old
Someone knew the Democrats faced disaster in the 2016 election. July 22, 2017 (2:44)
You Believe in Slavery
Senator Rand Paul warns of the dangers of single-payer health care. July 19, 2017 (1:34)
This is Everything
Donald Trump Jr. speaks as honestly as he can about Russian meeting. July 17, 2017 (1:04)
Mitch McConnell Takes Drugs and Has an Epiphany
Miracles do happen! July 3, 2017 (0:55)
This Is Barbaric
Bernie Sanders has a few things to say about the Senate Republican Health Plan. July 1, 2017 (1:15)
Grab ’em by the Pussy
When you're famous you can do anything. June 22, 2017 (1:01)
Hello America
Bill Cosby riffs on the joys of date rape. June 17, 2017 (1:03)
He’s Just New To This
Nikki Haley Lays Down the Law
Current United States Ambassador to the United Nations is no wallflower. May 25, 2017 (1:00)
Spicer Explains Comey Firing
The press secretary is fighting for his job and he's pulling out all the stops. May 23, 2017 (1:30)
Reefer Madness with Jeff Sessions
The House Repeals and Replaces
Paul Ryan Lauds Budget
Bill O’Reilly Predicts
Oligarchy Newza
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